I really want to post a positive story on here, really I do. Apparently my luck just really sucks lately. If you read the blog regularly, you've read about my disdain for people who are rude or inconsiderate to those in wheelchairs, on crutches, etc etc. Many people who have spent time in a wheelchair or in need of physical assistance truly understand how hard it is, and would never knowingly hurt someone in a wheelchair. Or so you'd think, right?
Wrong.
We normally spend Sunday mornings at Disney as a family (apparently we worship a mouse), and today was no exception. Today was extra special as my sister and her fiance joined us for our Disney fun. We were having a blast! Sure, my knee was killing me, but my sister and I had a great time cracking jokes throughout Indiana Jones and Pirates, and TJ and I kept screaming like the Twihards behind on us Space Mountain. We even checked out the new Jolly Holiday cafe, complete with stained glass penguins. Our only annoyance for the day at that point was the fact that we were tired of going to Kashyyyk (Wookie planet) and Naboo whenever we went on Star Tours (I'm dying for some Hoth). Anyways, we decided to ride Pirates, and as I'm still using my wheelchair for excursions like Disney, we used the wheelchair accessible entrance, parked our wheelchair and boarded our ship. As soon as we got off the ride, something was irritatingly wrong. My wheelchair was gone. We checked the area twice, but sure enough, it was gone. There were a few wheelchairs, one of them similar (but not really) to mine, and the rest totally different. We notified the cast members, who notified security, and tried to stay calm.
At this point I'm thinking, "I'm sure they'll be back any minute, all embarrassed and saying 'whoops' and 'I'm sorry' and we can switch chairs and be on our way." By the time security had shown up, still no wheelchair. The very kind officer took my report, listened to me worry and fret a bit, reassured me it will be okay, and arranged for me to have a complimentary wheelchair until mine is found. In perfect timing, Pirates breaks down and every wheelchair is claimed but the one sort of resembling mine. Really, the only things our chairs had in common were the color and the small transport wheels. The other chair was thinner than mine, lacked the side satchel that hangs over the left arm rest, and had a different style of arm rests. Not to mention it was fairly old and used and mine is still new and shiny (oooh shiny). This brings a temporary relief, because we all assume that it was just a case of mistaken wheelchair, and that they'd be turning my wheelchair in at any time now. Just in case though, the officer takes me to Lost and Found to file a report, and I'm sent back into the park to try and enjoy the rest of my day.
I tried, really I did. However, I spent most of my time there looking for my wheelchair, stalking people in burgundy wheelchairs, and hanging out near wheelchair access lines. After six hours and no wheelchair, I gave up. I spoke with security one more time and there are three things that may have happened.
1. My chair was stolen. These people may have seen my chair as a free "upgrade" and I am now out a chair.
2. They are not very bright, and may not be aware that they have the wrong chair.
3. They know they have the wrong chair, but are too lazy and may dump it somewhere in the park sometime this evening.
So now I wait. I will call Lost and Found tomorrow and see what has turned up. If it's there, I'll be relieved, though still incredibly annoyed I had to deal with this. If it's not, I have to file a police report, and hope I can get it replaced.
Not like the wheelchair thief is going to read this, but if by some slim chance they could, here's what I'd say:
To the assholes that messed up my day, screw you. Sure you may have been confused and picked up the wrong chair at first, but seriously did you think the side bag appeared out of nowhere? Did you think your chair had magically widened? Or that someone had shined up your chair for you as a courtesy? Really? Or if you knowingly took it, why? I'm not riding in a wheelchair for shits and giggles, I need it! Of all people I think you would understand how important a wheelchair is to someone who uses it! I'd like to think maybe you needed it, but no, I need my chair, and you already had one. You know what you need? A conscience. Thanks for messing up my family's day. When I could have been enjoying rides with my family, I had to fill out paper work and give statements. Not to mention the great deal of stress and grief you brought my family today. I hope it was worth it, because I'd hate to be you when karma catches up to your ass.
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| The last picture of me in my chair. I miss my chair..... |